A Poem about Death

I am contrary
Quite wary in my,
love affair with gore

I appreciate

that one can’t placate
Death’s knock at your door

I am so attracted
to a doom protracted
Anguished cries and more

It’s very uncanny
that I find it funny
Blood and guts galore

Extremely delish
her last dying breath
Oh, please give me more!

Romance is boring
Forgive me my snoring
Evil to the core!

(insert maniacal laugh track here)

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